20/4/2012 (child mesage)

A Person Tired & Fed up
of Life asked GOD
Why So Many Mountains & Hills 2 Climb in Life?
GOD Replied: TO HAVE A BETTER VIEW OF LIFE


A day will come when the world will celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)


Relationships are very precious, Take care of them,
because It is most painful for you,
when A Person "U Know" becomes,
A person "U Knew"

The only reason
I'm fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn't store
all this
personality!

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Man to a Air hostess: What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man: Lovely name. Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess: Yes, our maintenance cost is the same!    



                                                                      BY MK